Literally. 

moonlightstrike:

I tried to do a split GIF.

This is delicious.

LOOK AT4L

P AHAHA!!!

I…what?

takeovertheworldberry:

I put them under a spell,

I told Nick Fury farewell

Listened to Maria yell,

And now Thor’s in my way

Hawkeye was mine to command

The Tesseract I demand

I want to rule the Earth and,

Brother, you’re in my way

His stare was holdin’,

Stripes, stars, shield was flowin’

Hot night, pride was growin’

You were made to be ruled, baby!

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

But I’m adopted,

So call me Loki.

It’s hard to rule all,

Asgard baby,

But I’m adopted,

So call me Loki

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

But I’m adopted,

So call me Loki.

And all the Avengers,

Try to face me,

But I’m adopted,

So call me Loki

I told Germans at the ball,

Soon all you humans will fall

Earth’s not hard to rule at all,

But still, Thor’s in my way

I lie, and torture and steal

Black Widow, is this love real

That pairing has some appeal

But Thor’s in my way

His stare was holdin’,

No suit, heart was glowin’

Hot day, I was goin’

“I will take that drink now, baby!”

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

But I’m adopted.

So call me Loki

It’s hard to rule all,

Asgard baby,

But I’m adopted,

So call me Loki

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

But I’m adopted,

So call me Loki

And all the Avengers,

Try to face me,

But I’m adopted,

So call me Loki

Before you came into my life

I was a great king

I was a great king

I was a great, great king

Before you came into my life

I was a great king

I was a great king

I was a great, great king

It’s hard to rule all,

Asgard baby,

But I’m adopted,

So call me Loki

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

But I’m adopted

So call me Loki

And all the Avengers,

Try to face me,

But I’m adopted,

So call me Loki

Before you came into my life

I was a great king

I was a great king

I was a great, great king

Before you came into my life

I was a great king

Freedom means nothing

So call me Loki

Despite what a lot of folks are saying, I believe Ryan Reynolds would be absolute garbage as Deadpool.  For one, he’s pretty much the same snarky asshole in everyone of his movies.

Wade Wilson isn’t Snarky.  Deadpool demands the screen whenever he is on it.  Deadpool is obnoxious and loud.

A friend and I concurred that this man would be the best Deadpool.  Sure, he isn’t has ripped as Mr. Reynolds…but this is Hollywood and anyone can change body types within a week. 

This, by the way, is Charlie Day from Always Sunny in Philidelphia. 

dea-goes-a-tumbln:

chezamanda:

Iron Man and Captain America Parallels

WHAT ASSHOLE THOUGHT IT WAS OKAY TO MAKE THIS?

;_; Booyah.

tommyursa:

oh my god, this is, and the propane cutie mark

I-…No. No jokes. xD fuck.

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11 Time-Traveling Celebrities

I…what?